C-O-F-F-E-E :p (a song I learnt in primary school)

C-o-f-f-e-e, coffee is not for me,
It's a drink some people wake up with,
That it makes them nervous is no myth,
Slaves to a coffee cup, they can't give coffee up.

http://www.musicanet.org/robokopp/usa/coffee.htm

hmmm I don't know how to tell you the melody.